Sexuality At Any Age? Really?

I received this photo via BBM from one of my numerous cousins, we are all a little wierd and freaky, don”t judge. I thought it was hilarious and proceeded to send it to everyone I know, I received a vast array of comments; so funny, tragic and some whore just plan mean. One reply that really stood out to me was “why did you do that to me, I threw up in my mouth, I hope I don’t get horny when in old”. This comment shocked me a lot because I didn”t think people still thought that old people don’t have sex. I mean old freak use to be young freaks and old hoes use to be young hoes.

Just some food for thought, would you really want to not have sex anymore because your old?  Wouldn’t old age provide you and your partner ample time and freedom to be fucking like rabbits all day long?

I’ll tell you one thing. When im old and grey-headed I will be fucking like it’s no tomorrow, cause it just might not be lol. I plan to gum the shit outta my man every night and day. I plan to act like a giddy kid all boo’d up, sure am! So if you wanna be old with a dry pussy or chapped balls that’s on you, but don’t act like I’m the crazy one. like I always say, old age is for taking glamorous vacations, visiting the grand kids and fucking.

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Tighten That Puss Up

Kegel Excercises are a must for the true Scorpious Rose because we like to… well you know. This technique is quite easy and can be done when and where ever. So learn it, perfect it and then snatch the dick off with your pussy’s new found power.

• Find the right muscles. Insert a finger inside your vagina and try to squeeze the surrounding muscles. You should feel your vagina tighten and your pelvic floor move upward. Then relax your muscles and feel your pelvic floor return to the starting position. You can also try to stop the flow of urine when you urinate. If you succeed, you’ve got the basic move. Don’t make a habit of starting and stopping your urine stream, though. Doing Kegel exercises with a full bladder or while emptying your bladder can actually weaken the muscles, as well as lead to incomplete emptying of the bladder — which increases the risk of a urinary tract infection.
• Perfect your technique. Once you’ve identified your pelvic floor muscles, empty your bladder and sit or lie down. Contract your pelvic floor muscles, hold the contraction for five seconds, then relax for five seconds. Try it four or five times in a row. Work up to keeping the muscles contracted for 10 seconds at a time, relaxing for 10 seconds between contractions.
• Maintain your focus. For best results, focus on tightening only your pelvic floor muscles. Be careful not to flex the muscles in your abdomen, thighs or buttocks. Avoid holding your breath. Instead, breathe freely during the exercises.
• Repeat three times a day. Aim for at least three sets of 10 repetitions a day. You might make a practice of fitting in a set every time you do a routine task, such as checking email, commuting to work, preparing meals or watching TV.

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How To Deep Throat

 Here are simple and explicit instructions on how to deep throat a penis (aka swallow a dick). Position is important; you’ll want to be in a position where you can extend and straighten your neck by slightly tilting your head back. This helps line up your throat with your mouth allowing the dick to slide in deep. The best position for beginners is with the receiver lying on his back with the giver lying on the stomach along side. You can prop yourself up on your elbows.

The penis must be THOROUGHLY LUBRICATED! I can’t stress this enough. An erect dick will slide much easier along the tongue and into the throat if it is well lubricated. Once you’re in position, slightly tilt your head back and extend the tip of your tongue just past your bottom lip. Flatten the back of your tongue just as you would if a doctor were using a tongue depressor to look in your throat. (Extending your tongue helps flatten the back of your tongue. Force your throat open as you would if you were yawning. (contrary to popular belief, you don’t ‘relax’ your throat muscles to deep throat. Forcing the back of your tongue down and your throat open will counter the gag reflex and create a larger opening for the penis to enter)

Now, take a deep breath and slowly slide the length of the penis into your mouth and along your tongue. When you feel the urge to gag, pause and hold the penis there as long as possible then withdraw it. Repeat this process as many times as you can. Eventually you’ll be able to take the penis in deeper and deeper until you can take the entire length of it across your tongue and down your throat

One thing to remember is when you get to the point where the head actually enters the throat, you may feel a little resistance and will need to give a little extra ‘push’ to get the penis fully in. It may help to use your tongue to pull the penis in deeper. When you reach the point where you feel the gag reflex, pause for a moment, then, without removing the penis from you mouth, extend your tongue out a little further, then pull your tongue back in your mouth, pulling the penis along with it. Be patient and practice the technique as often as possible.

After you’ve learned to take in the entire length, you can begin working on some ‘advanced techniques’ that will add even more pleasure. Some of these techniques are letting you partner ejaculate with the entire length of his penis in your throat.
If you don’t like the taste of cum, this is a great technique because the head of his penis will be well past the taste buds on the back of you tongue when he ejaculates. You’ll also be able to perform a ‘throat massage’ on his dick while it’s in your throat. This technique will drive your partner wild with passion as your throat muscles massage his penis. This is accomplished by actually making a swallowing motion while the entire length of his penis is deep in your throat. You’ll also be able to lick his balls while he’s in your throat.

If you’ve never been deep throated, you’re probably wondering what it really feels like. Most men report that they feel a ‘pleasurable ring of tightness’ around the circumference of the penis just below the head with the most pleasurable sensation focused on the underside of the penis where the head joins the shaft. Remember: lubrication, extend tongue, flatten back of tongue, force throat muscles open, go slow and be patient!
While learning to deep throat, it is better that the giver maintain the ‘superior’ position, i.e. where the giver controls the depth and frequency of penetration. After you’ve become very comfortable with taking the dick deep in your throat, you’ll be able to accept a more passive roll and let your partner control the depth. An excellent position for this is you lying on your back with your head hanging off the edge of the bed. Your partner will be able to put his penis in as deeply as he wishes in this position. This position provides an excellent view of your neck and throat for your partner. One of the most exciting visual aspects of deep throat is your partner can watch your neck and throat expand and bulge as the penis slides in deep.
While learning to deep throat, it is best for you to fully relax before starting. Take a nice, long, hot, bath. Listen to some soft music, drink a glass of wine and if you smoke roll it up. Have you partner give you a long sensual body massage….or do whatever relaxes you the best. The more relaxed you are when you begin, the easier it will be to learn the deep throat technique.

 
I hope this information has been helpful, and you should let me know how it turns out.

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Sweet, Sweet, Sweetheart pt1

Walking off the basketball court sweating and panting from utter exhaustion William put his arm around his longtime girlfriend Ebony. “Eww don’t touch me, nasty” said Ebony “its only sweat” said Will while he laughed at his sexy, prissy ass girlfriend. “Damn you are so sexy” said William and with a blush forming on Ebony’s cheeks she said “I know” William loved when Ebony said things like that. He loved the fact that he has been dating Ebony, the most beautiful caramel colored girl in the entire school, with the most fantastic smile and craziest body. ‘Damn I love her’ was all that ran through William’s head. “Come on” said William “where are we going” said Ebony “no one’s home right? So we bout to go to your house” said William with a wide devilish grin, Ebony just smiled and with the softest sweetest voice she said “okay”.

After both of them got out a shower Ebony stood in front of her bed, in which William was laying on stroking his thunderous cock, and started slowly dancing to the music playing from the Usher station playing from Pandora on her laptop. Dancing very sexy Ebony showed off her 5’5, 145 lb, super toned, 18 yr old body excitedly because she was finally able to dance for William and not look clumsy and childish.

Slowly Ebony crawled on to the bed and slowly reached for Williams dick. She started sliding her thumb lightly over Will dick’s head and then slowly rubs up and down the robust shaft snugly. Softly Ebony tickles Will’s head with her wet waiting tongue, slowly flicking his pre-cum and the rim of his dick with her tongue, she wetly licks the length of him shaft until he is begging for her to open her mouth and put it in. Slowly Ebony opens up her wanting mouth and engulfs him inch by inch, until she has swallowed his entire shaft, it took years for her to be able to do that to him. Ebony proceeded to move her head and neck in a slow hard motion, sucking on her man’s penis like it was the best thing she has ever tasted in her life.

Removing his penis from down her throat, Ebony started sucking on Williams balls. Sucking in both nut sacks into her wet and warm mouth Ebony sucked on them like they were ripe cherries being dangled over her lips, creating intense slurping sounds and moans from Will. She loved knowing that she satisfied her man.

A ping suddenly went off in Ebony’s head and without any warning she started tracing the underneath of Will’s balls, getting lower and lower with each lick. Without realizing it Will started spreading his legs open wider. And before either of them knew what was happening Ebony’s tongue was flickering Williams asshole. Softly Ebony tongue rubbed, licked and poked William’s ass while he moaned in a way she never heard him do and he said “my sweet, sweet, sweetheart”.

To be continued…

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I Thought We Were Friends

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The Truth About The Squirt

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Sex Position By Sign

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2nd Interview

David is 6’3, 250 lbs, with perfectly white teeth and beautiful chocolate skin that shines in the sun and glows in the dark. He recently graduated from college and is walking down the street coming from his first real job interview.

While passing a bar David glanced into the window and noticed that it was empty, so he decided to go in for a couple of drinks since he wanted some quiet to think And ponder his 1st interview. When David  walked inside the 3 people who were in the bar and the bartender all turned and looked to see who entered. They all slowly turned back to their drink and continued to wallow in their personal suffering or bitterness or whatever they are going through. David stood and slowly scanned the room and decided to sit in a booth so he could have some privacy. A waitress David didn’t notice before strutted up to him and took his order. After setting his brandy on the table she smiled at the handsome man.  Noticing that the waitress was smiling at him David lowered his head to avoid the gaze of the unattractive, middle-age waitress.

After David’s 3rd drink he was feeling loose and good about the interview he just had. All of a sudden David noticed that he didn’t have his father”s lucky briefcase with him. Since he was still only a few blocks away from the office building that he interviewed at, and it was now 5:30, David decided to run back to the office building to see if he had left his briefcase there.

Out of breath David stumbled up to the office where he was interviewed less than 2hrs ago. The lights were turned off so he was about to turn around and comeback tomorrow but he thought about his dad and decided to at least see if the door was open so he could see if his briefcase was there. When David turned the door handle the door opened so he slowly walked inside the office, trying not to make too much noise, since the mail cart he saw earlier was still in the hallway. Just then David realized he want alone, noticing movement to the side of him David snapped around readying to explain himself when he saw the Human Resources Director he interview with earlier sitting on the purple couch in the corner. And to his astonishment kneeling between Ms. Lloyd’s, the Human Resources Director, legs David saw the mail guy from earlier head bobbing and weaving from side to side up and down and thats when David heard the slurping sounds that he couldn”t believe he didn’t notice before then. David turned quickly and said ”sorry, sorry I forgot my briefcase” David noticed that the slurping sound didn’t stop, not even for a moment “I have your case right here, come and get it” said Ms.Lloyd. David stood there for a second listening to the wet slurpy sound coming from between her legs and wondering what he should do ” come get it, I don’t have all day” said Ms. Lloyd so David slowly turned and slowly started walking over to the couch “we’ve been waiting for you to come back and get your briefcase” said Ms. Lloyd in a sexy voice she didn’t speak to him earlier in, as she sat there fondled the big fluffy brown breast that spilled out of her green and white lace bra.

As David got closer he realized that she was sitting on his briefcase. “Um” said David “I don’t even know what to say”. “Say you don’t mind that I came on your briefcase”  David smiled for the first time since he entered the room and his perfect white teeth shined against his beautifully black skin “I loved your smile from the minute you walked into my office earlier” said Ms. Lloyd as she arched her back and grinded her pussy further in mailman’s face “This is Leon and as you can see he really enjoys the taste of my pussy” she said with a devilish smile that showed off the deep dimples David didn’t notice before.  “I can tell Leon is enjoying it, he hasn’t missed a beat yet” said David “oh, yea he does” she said “I enjoy sucking big dicks just as much” Looking at him with her penetrating eyes David didn’t say a word, he just started to slowly unbuckled his belt and pants and pulled his Chocolate colored 11 inch fat dick out of his boxers and took a couple of steps closer to Ms. Lloyd grabbed the back of her hair and shoved his already throbbing dick deep into her wet, hot wanting mouth. She leaned back as he leaned forward until her head was against the back of the couch with his long dick pushing itself down her throat. Leon started sucking on her clit even harder as David fucked her wet mouth and relaxed throat. His Dick was getting even harder as it slide down her throat with ease. After a couple of minutes David sat on the couch and said “get the fuck up on this dick” 

Ms. Lloyd quickly jumped up and out of Leon’s wet mouth and straddled David Taking her sweet time she slid her hot, wet throbbing pussy down on his 11 inch thick as a can of soda dick. It was so big it burned her slightly as she let it invade her insides It was so big she nutted the second her pussy completely engulfed David’s monstrous dick. Her pussy was pumping and grasping at David’s bat tightly as she started to ride him, Leon then stood up and pulled his 10 incher out and stuffed it deeply into Ms. Lloyd’s awaiting mouth. As she bounced hungrily on David’s dick cream oozed down his thick shaft and Leon was fucking her mouth and throat viciously; to David’s amazement she didn’t gag at all.

 As David’s dick was being coated by yet another heavy layer of her cum she started grinding her wet hot pussy harder on him. She then pulled Leon’s heavy dick from out of her throat and said “Leon, stuff me” Without David even noticing Leon was facing him, behind her. Then while David was completely stuffed in her tight wet hot pussy his dick felt even more pressure and he realized that Leon was going up her asshole “omg” thought David. Ms. Lloyd started making more noise then before so Leon grabbed the back of her hair and said “shut the fuck up and take these dicks, you know you fucking like it” “Fuck these dicks bitch” said David “harder bitch” screamed Leon as he finally got his dick all the way inside of her tight ass. Ms. Lloyd obeyed and started slamming her dripping wet pussy and ass down harder and harder on both monster dicks. As both hard long dicks invaded her insides and filled her up so completely.

Ms. Lloyd was in ecstasy, creaming on both fat dicks as they entered and exited her “Turn the fuck around, I want some of that ass” said David. Leon back up and pulled his moist long dick out of Ms. Lloyd’s ass, she rose off of David’s fat dick She turned putting her legs up on the couch and slowly slid down on David’s now overly shiny dick until it was stuffed deep up her ass, then she leaned back on David’s chest and kicked her legs up. Leon moved forward as Ms. Lloyd rested her thick calf’s on his shoulders, in less than a second Leon’s dick was parting her pussy lips and sliding deeply inside of her. When Leon was completely in, David started slowly grinding his dick in her ass while Leon moving faster and faster long stroking her pussy. She felt them in her gut and utterly loved it, she nutted again as Leon started pounding himself deeper and deeper into her pussy; touching things that weren’t meant to be touched. Both men were grinding her holes like they were punishing her and all she could do was squirt all over both of them. lubing both dicks up even more and causing both men to fuck and pound her cunt and ass even harder.

Without notice she felt her insides get hotter and realized that both of them shot big gushy load inside of her at the same time. Jerking and pumping they both made sure that every drop of their hot gushy semen was safely deep inside of the naughty Ms. Lloyd.  They finally pulled out leaving her pussy, ass and inner thigh sticky and white from both sets of nuts oozing out of her. 

Ms. Lloyd fell out on the couch breathing heavily and watched as both men stood to get dressed. Leon started to walk towards the door then turned and said to her “so I got tomorrow off now so I will see your ass Monday” Ms. Lloyd just smiled at him as he walked out and grabbed his mail cart. When David was finished getting dressed he grabbed his briefcase and headed toward the door when he heard “so we will see you on Monday for orientation Mr. Thomas” David smiled and said “of course Ms. Lloyd” and as the door closed behind him he heard “and that’s Mrs. Lloyd”

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